Giraffe and a Half (Library ed)

"If you had a giraffe and he stretched another half … you would have a giraffe and a half. And if you glued a rose to the tip of his nose … And … if he put on a shoe and then stepped in some glue … And if he used a chair to comb his hair … " And so it goes until … but that would be telling.

Children will be kept in stitches until the very end, when the situation is resolved in the most riotous way possible. Shel Silverstein’ s incomparable line drawings add to the hilarity of his wildly funny rhymes.