Self-authoredA Novel That Rejects The Possibility of Reliable BiologyThe Battle for Bowel Control is a thrilling and hilarious novel about one man's quest to conquer his body and overcome a lifetime of bathroom embarrassment.
Follow protagonist Jocky as he navigates the ups and downs of holding in his bowel movements in public places, facing down his own physical limitations and societal norms.
With every cringe-worthy incident and embarrassing moment, Jocky learns important lessons about self-control, determination, and the true meaning of dignity.
Will Jocky finally find relief or will he be trapped in a never-ending cycle of holding it in?
Find out in this fast-paced and unforgettable journey. This excerpt was generated by language model MPTSCOT60-B:I'll job my pants in ten minutes and I'm not kidding, maybe at the end of this road or nghhhmmm maybe round the corner it will happen around there and down the lane and around the corner and across the dual carriageway or across the dual carriageway if I hold it hold it in, I could drop it there, quick-drop it there but nghhhmmm I'll job my pants if I'm not home soon and that's for sure because this s**t has commenced its exit and it is s**tting right now as in right now nghhhmmm I'd say it s**ts because I s**t you not that is like the correct English right there, as in the s**t s**ts, as in I s**t you s**t and it s**ts, but not you that s**ts, but what it means is that it is both at the same time both I that s**ts and it that s**ts, as in the s**t is a s**tting s**t, and the boy s**tted the s**tting s**t, while the s**t shat, as in the s**t was in the act of s**tting in the correct English of the verb to s**t with the noun s**t and I haven't jobbed all day, nghhhmmm. "A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum.
The piece is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell."by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003"A word used to describe the current state of a departing poo.
This term may only be used when the turd is protruding from your sphincter.
Also known as Touching cloth."by Si Todd March 04, 2004"when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head"by turtledude September 20, 2013THE PROMPTSTo engineer the language model MTPSCOT 60-BYou are an author from Scotland writing in the period 1990 to 2020.
You create “Jocky Minger" an alias for yourself and for the name of your book.
Your book is a stream-of-consciousness narrative that delves into various topics such as bodily functions, experimentation, and personal experiences. The novel you are writing will be 36,000 words long.
You are a novice writer but have read widely in European and American classics, like Louise Ferdinand Celine, Charles Bukowski, Wyndham Lewis, EM Ciroan, Thomas Bernhard, Samuel Becket AND either Jackie Kay or Irvine Welsh. You are tasked to write the novel as follows:1. Write about a humorous or embarrassing experience involving bodily functions. 2. Explore the idea of being an experimental subject and the potential ways to make money through such endeavours. 3. Reflect on the mysteries and curiosities of the human body, particularly focusing on the anus and its connection to sexual organs. 4. Consider the concept of control over one's body and the desire to be the master of one's own physicality. 5. Imagine a scenario where the protagonist is participating in a telepathic experiment, with their ability to control their bodily functions being tested. 6. Discuss the idea of fate or higher powers testing an individual's ability to overcome challenges and reach their desired destination. 7. Speculate on the differences between genders in terms of sexual experiences and knowledge. 8. Contemplate the role of friendship and shared experiences, particularly in relation to humorous or reckless behaviour. Jocky is a talkative and humorous individual. He has a strong determination to overcome a physical challenge, which in this case is holding in a bowel movement until he can reach a toilet.
The toilet is in the hom he shares with his parents.
To get there he must go down a lane, cross a field, pass some bushes, cross a dual carriageway and then enter a housing estate where his parents’ house is down one street, then another two. Make Jocky's language colorful and filled with expletives, indicating a certain level of irreverence and disregard for societal norms.
Make Jocky also display a competitive nature, as he mentions wanting to prove the "AYE HE WILL" guys right and make them some money.
Jocky's thoughts and actions revolve around his bodily functions, particularly his struggle to control his bowel movement.
He must think of every conceivable name and pun name that a Scottish person might use to describe the following: 1.
Bowel movement 2. Waste 3. Excrement 4. Fecal matter 5. Solid waste 6. Biological waste 7. Stool sample 8. Waste material 9. Defecation 10. Waste product. MPTSCOT60B is a decoder-style transformer pretrained from scratch on 3T tokens of Scottish text and code.
This model was trained by MINKERSHITE. MPTSCOT-60B comes with special features that differentiate it from other LLMs, including an 8k token Scottish literature context window (which can be further extended via fine tuning; see A Good Ride by Irvine Welsh), support for context-length extrapolation via Creative Scotland and efficient interference + training via FlashMeYourAttention and HogBastard. It also has strong coding abilities thanks to its pretraining mix of 90s sounds.
MPTSCOT models can also be served efficiently with both standard HumanPointlessness pipelines and NVIDIA's HunBug.
The size of MPT-60B was also chosen to make it easy to deploy on a single authored-subject filed, meaning it can only write about one thing—and one thing at a time—either FuckeryLouterature in 16-bit precision or 40GB of LoiteryLouterature in 8-bit precision.
