A whole lot of Wayne

Wayne, how come the book's called A Whole Lot of Wayne? Because that's what it is, Squocka, a whole lot of me.

The time I went to Rupert Pringle's party, the time I skinned my knee.

All the emotional stuff.But I'm in the book too, Wayne, so it's a whole lot of me as well.Sure it is, Squocka - you, Kevin Merry, Fat Cat, Violet Pridmore and my ever-helpful family.

Laughs by the bucketful.If our book could talk, Wayne,I wonder what it would say?

I bet it would say, Don't just stand there, buy me!' Plus, Twenty-five stories - with heaps about Squocka.'But mainly me.

A Whole Lot of Wayne.