Humans can be so confusing, especially when you're a dog.

I live with a family of humans, you see. A big man-human, a big lady-human and a little girl-human.

Well, one day the lady-human's tummy started getting bigger and bigger.

Then - and you won't believe this - suddenly her tummy got smaller, but there was another human living with us! And the big humans won't let me anywhere near it! Honestly, I don't know what all the fuss is about . . . 'Fresh and entertaining, and ultimately enlightening' Scottish Sunday Herald