Hunchback of Neiman Marcus: A Novel About Marriage, Motherhood, and Mayhem (1st ed.)

My name is Holly.This story is about mea writer who's way behindon her deadline.But, honestly,how can I concentrate on my work when my fiftieth birthday's rushing at me like a freight train,my hormones are making me feel like a Szechuan flamb, and my eighty-year-old mother's biting her nurses?

Not to mention the fact that my daughter's just begun applying to colleges (none of which are within a thousand-mile radius of home),and lately my husband's been such an irritating, finger-pointing stinker that I've found myself dreaming of ways to spend his insurance money . . .My name is Holly.This book tells my storya coming-of-middle-age story.