Earthly delights

Did you know that lettuce dampens lust? That asses milk baths may moisten your skin but are to be avoided in the Egyptian desert?

That chocolate is a sure-fire aphrodisiac (and will help you deduce the secrets of the universe)?

That passionfruit has no sexy history whatsoever? A hilarious look at chocolate truffles, chilli bosom expander, passionfruit cordial, a guaranteed potato aphrodisiac (guaranteed to contain potatoes, anyway), feather boas, a bubble bath definitely not used by Cleopatra, rhino horn and other moods of love.