Tongue Twisters for Terrible People

Try reading Tongue Twisters for Terrible People out loud. Your tongue will trip over itself, you'll gasp for breaks in the laughter, your G spots will hum like a cacophonous cicada colony, and your neck will flush with shame and desire. Bud Rose coopts the childhood fun of tongue twisters (and one Patty Cake song) for grown-ups. Each affectionately bawdy, alliterative, erotic ditty is offered to entertain and titillate every kind of reader, from the secretly-BDSM-curious to the already- freaky practitioner. This is useful for keeping in a secret drawer with your solo sex toys, building a fantasy sex life with your hetero/cis or LGBTQ+ partner, or breaking the ice at a party: it's up to you. No fictional characters were debased in the crafting of these tongue twisters; every gender, proclivity, urge, kink, fantasy and desire is teased in an egalitarian spirit of hilarity and respect. After thumbing through the bonus Gallery of Gaggy Giggles, you'll be invited to craft your own tongue twisters and drawings.