Frank get the door! : ma feet are killin me

Since lockdown began, people have woken up to Janey Godley's comedy by the hundreds of thousands... [She] has provided much-needed relief throughout the coronavirus pandemic with her gallus Glesga interpretations which have been shared around the country with much glee. - Daily Record'Ye've been TELT. Everybuddy's gonnae die if yeez aw keep gaun aboot an meetin each other an gaun hame wi a virus oan ye.

So Ah've telt ye wance an Ah'm no gonnae tell ye again.

This is the official line. If Ah see any o you oot there, Ah'm gonnae take a run an pit ma toe up the crack o yer arse.

SO QUIT IT! Stey in the hoose, wash yer hands an keep yer family safe.'