Bluffer's guide to teaching : instant wit and wisdom

The secret of successful teaching lies in mastering a classroom technique that will keep the children quiet and well behaved.

It is therefore an undeniable reality that an effective teacher has more in common with a short tempered prison officer than a benevolent educator.

The Bluffer's Guide to Teaching will show aspiring mentors how to be accessible, enthusiastic and caring - and terrifying enough to keep a classroom of bored and calculating juveniles gainfully occupied.