First Class!

What do teachers really think about the children in their class?

What would they love to actually say to the stroppy parent or the headteacher from hell?

For Adrian Gray landing his first job at leafy Green Acre Primary School seems like the dream ticket, especially with Rachel, the gorgeous Reception Class teacher, just waiting to be swept off her feet.

But then he finds out that he's to teach Year 6, who are ready to pounce on his every mistake.

With traumas such as an OFSTED inspection awaiting him, and the hideous prospect of having to teach sex education to a bunch of pre-pubescents, Adrian soon realises that he's going to have to wise up if he's to survive his first class...