Assholeology: the cheat sheet

Whatever the problem, an asshole knows how to deal. And for those who don't x2014;but want to x2014;there's this guide. It takes the concepts covered in the bestselling original and applies them to everyday life.

Now you can quit being a pansy and get what you want without looking like a douchebag. It's spelled out step by step. Need to sign a new account? Done. Score better seats to the playoff game? Handled. Pick up that girl at the bar? Easy when you're an asshole.

Class was dismissed at the conclusion of A--holeology. Now it's time to take to the field with The Cheat Sheet.