Who Flushed Granny Down the Toilet : Potty Poems to Pull Your Chain

"Who flushed Granny down the toilet?" is one of those questions that you don't really expect an answer to.

Not until Gran returns from her involuntary swim with the pongy eels in the main sewer, of course.

Then she can tell you. But can she also tell you who put the bogies up your nose?

No she can't, only Andrew Collett knows the answer to that one!

This book is a collection of Collett's irreverent poems for children.