Sex, Sharks & Rock & Roll -- II

There really is no clean way to say this, so here goes: for as long as I can remember I have always loved animals, sex and music, especially percussion.

In fact, I have been told I jerk harder than Seinfelds Elaine Benes when Im shaking my booty to a decent beat.

Anyway, it is therefore no surprise that I steered my career into working with sharks and other marine animals, while keeping a private side business selling seductive lingerie and a few other toys -- of the adult nature -- and also occasionally playing my drums with friends.

Its not easy to explain how all this came to be. There really was no master plan at the onset and I certainly didnt imagine Id be doing half of the stuff I did over the years back in the days I was thinking about my future.

I certainly didnt imagine my first marriage would open before it ended, nor did I imagine Id be marrying Princess Leia in Vegas and I certainly didnt imagine Id be sitting down to tell a whole lot of stories Some involving sharks, some planes, some stockings, some boats, some public aquaria, and some ball-gags and leather restraints, among many other things.

But that is the way things happened and these pages kind of explain how all the pieces fit in the puzzle.