When clowns attack

Coulrophobia - the fear of clowns - is very real and very reasonable.

You may think these red-nosed jokers are creepy, sure, but certainly not dangerous.

You are wrong. Clowns are adult men who never tell you their real names and dress in ways that obscure their identities.

The rules of civilised society don't apply to them (what other stranger could offer candy to children and get away with it?) and their appearances are downright unnatural.

In this guide to self-protection from clown creepery, petty crime, and violence, Chuck Sambuchino delves into the terrifying clown underworld to educate readers on everything they need to know to protect themselves from these seemingly innocuous gagmen using his proven four-step strategy.